Table of Contents Good Things About Being Born a Man 1. You can end a phone call in 30 seconds. 2. Most porn actors are women. 3. One small suitcase is enough for a 5-day vacation trip. 4. You know at least 20 ways to hold a beer bottle. 5. You can open vacuum-sealed glass jars with your bare hands. 6. The TV remote is yours, and yours alone! 7. You can freely use your urine to write your name in the snow. 8. Breast size is not a factor in job interviews. 9. All the orgasms you express are real. 10. You can monopolize the garage. 11. You don't feel the need to clean the toilet, so you just don't. 12. A shower can be over in 5 minutes. 13. It doesn't matter if you wear a 3-pack of panties that cost 10,000 won. 14. You don't need to shave below your neck. 15. If you have a problem with a woman, giving her flowers can solve almost any problem. 16. You can think about sex for over 90 percent of your waking hours. 17. Auto mechanics will tell you the truth about what's wrong with your car. 18. The whole world is your toilet; you can urinate anywhere. 19. You can sit with your legs spread open no matter what underwear you're wearing. 20. If a friend shows up wearing the same clothes, instead of feeling awkward, it can be the start of a lifelong friendship. 21. You can finish Christmas shopping for 25 people in just 45 minutes the day before Christmas.